I moved Caught22 to a new server with no major problems. I updated the forum software to PHP 3.0.1 with no major problems. I'm looking for a new style. I like the concept here, and it was a useful experiment, but it falls short of what I had in mind. (Sucks?) I'm seeking full-time employment. I have...

Are we ready for this? Are you ready for this? Let's do it.

Oh. And Bob Barr, too, with respects to fazzle.

Apple When I left part of my apple on the cafeteria tray, you asked me why I didn’t eat it. Because it’s brown, I said, from oxidation. You’re brown, you said, and your milk was bright against your own brown skin. From that moment on, it became important to me to eat apples. Now I eat them core a...

Body Electric Let’s sing the body electric, the digital watches. Let’s talk into hands-free cell phones hooked around our ears like plastic sea shells, and when I call you you tingle, vibrate, sparkle, flash – the ring tone of your choosing, or, if you are willing, the ring tone of mine. Our finge...

Toothbrush Susurrus

Toothbrush time is magic time.
When else are you
alone with your teeth?
Examine your teeth
in the mirror
and brush them
in a rhythm,
in small circles.

However far away
from the mirror you are
is how far back you’ll be
from the mirror’s surface
when you look in the glass.

Dawn I woke up with massive boobs and my dick was gone and I was having trouble breathing. Sand was all around my mouth. A seagull landed not far from my face and I could hear the ocean. I could see beer cans and the fire pit from last night. I wiggled and took a deep breath and laid there. Then I...

Daydream I hate poetry and by hate I mean love. Love is a strong word, strong like Taurus, the bull that my brother got tattooed on his abdomen. I have three tattoos myself, but they're tiny. Tiny is just another word for small and I have three tattoo hearts small enough to fit inside my brother's...

6 Tea time, maddie said, mixing coke into her cup, and powdering her nose, and i knew she was right. She bumped me and scalding tea sloshed down my arm no time to wash between the whiles she said, rubbing a stick of deodorant in her armpit. Drink up, take more tea. she smelled my hair, which w...

Casket of Eggs Are you my enemy? I ask a man in a casket. And do tell me, are there ten of me? What he says to me I do not hear, so I re-ask it: Are you my enemy? The casket moves. I go to see and (this is not a stable reaction!) he tells me there are 10 of me. I try to show him empathy,...

Digitalove From the subjects of unsolicited electronic messages i. I'd Like to Show You My Pic What are you up to? You told me we can chat. I find you interesting. ii. I Saw Your Pic Rock hard, long and thick Awesome moans of a hottie Nipples like raisins iii. Rebirth I carry a bazooka in my p...

October Saturday

The tuba player in the pep band,
on the top bleacher --
cold metal,
hot sun --
with 2 minutes left on the clock,
unsnapped his pen knife,
and pulled the ribbon tight.

The red balloon
flew into a sky so blue
it had to touch it
to prove that it was real.

Whisper Typing

In a corner, the web connection
blinks orange. I'm typing in
a whisper, laptop glowing, new moon
throwing shadows on mint green walls.

A monkey's thrown by moonbeams
over your crib. And I discover:
a keyboard dusted with baby powder
clicks so soft!

Love Letter I really wanna write you a sonnet, but will 14 lines be enough to say how your pony tail smells like Herbal Essences? It's summer and summer's you and me watching the sun set or rise, or just staring at really big clouds while drinking Slurpees from 7-11, cruising in the hot sun till i...

Skin When Dan shows me his track marks, I know it's the end of joints in the woods. He slides his sleeve up. We balance on bikes behind the dumpster filled with desks and lockers and I know it's also the end of putting out cigarettes on our arms. "Cock" is sprayed on bricks in thin blue...